I walk into the bathroom, see a giant spider on the counter that I swear looked like it had fangs...
I slowly back out, murmuring to myself, "That's a nice tall glass of nope. Nope, nope, nope."
Two minutes later, I hear my mother yell and a loud thump. Which was quickly followed by, "Jessica, you damn coward."
My mother slaughtered the hell beast in my stead. And she knows me entirely too well.